Hello my name is Amanda, and I i love Star Wars and Supernatural :)
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom
KFC
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wibblywobblyrandomyfandomystuff:
I have a panic disorder. While having an attack one day, I called my boyfirend because I was scared. He hung up the phone as soon as I said that and was over in no time to comfort me.
He doesn’t have a car.
He lives 10 miles away.
He ran.
MARRY HIM
DING DONG THOSE ARE FUCKING WEDDING BELLS IN THE DISTANCE
ILL PLAN THE WEDDING
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reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy
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When someone laughs at you for being legitimately upset about something
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*Mom hands me phone to answer*
- Me: Hello?
- Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
- Me: I have no mother.
- Her: Well can I speak to your father?
- Me: Yeah, which one?
- Her: Which one is home?
- Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
- Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
- Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
- Her: So who's Antonio?
- Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
- Her: So Carlos was cheating?
- Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
- Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
- Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
- Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
- Me: I never said that.
- Her: Yes, yes you did!
- Me: No I didn't.
- Her: Y-yes! You did!
- Me: Did what?
- Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
I fucking hate the female population
I hate sluts
I hate drama
I hate bitches
I hate sluts
I hate girls that call me “sweetie” And “honey” to try and sound fucking smarter than I am
Did I mention I hate sluts.
Like back the fuck up Dick hole.
I hate the girls that think I don’t exist when I’m clearly standing right fucking in front of them when they do slutty shit.
I hate facebook
I hate boobs
I hate sluts
Sometimes I just want to
Like seriously? Do you not have anything better to do than slut around?
And then you get on Facebook and complain about people not liking you because they’re jealous and “haters”
Uhm no. We don’t like you because you’re a slut.
THE END. DONE. there’s nothing else to it. You’re a slut and I hate you.
*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first
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